I'm a random, annoying person, that likes sarcasm and stupid jokes. I'm a very patient person, calm, forgiving, but not forgetfull. I'm into rock music, although that's kinda hard to tell just by lookin at me. I love animals and cute stuff, from plushies to blouses. Also, i'm a lolicon. I love rainy days, and i hate high temperatures. I'm a daydreamer, and i like walking while listening to music. I'm lazy and i like to sleep alot. I seem idiotically optimistic, yet i'm very sceptic. I hate paradoxes.

Well, my interests basically revolve around my passion for drawing(manga style). What can I say, as a matter of fact i could never refuse a good anime series or a manga title, although i don't really like reading manga online.As for my drawings, I especially like drawing ecchi~s(have a weakness for yuri).
Angels by ~dawn-alexis on deviantART

Ensiferum, Elvenking, Sonata Arctica, Nightwish, Folkearth, Hammerfall, Theatre of Tragedy, Theatres des Vampires, Oratory, Eluveitie, Amon Amarth, Wuthering Heights, Leaves' Eyes, Macbeth, For my Pain..., Falconer, Haggard, Therion, Kamelot, Iron Fire, Disturbed, Godsmack, Epica, Rhapsody, Hoobastank, Magica, Stratovarius, Iron Maiden, Metalica, Phantasmagoria, DragonForce and many others.
I'm mostly into Viking/Folk/Power Metal, Goth and other stuff *scratches chin*
Fav songs atm: Leaves' Eyes- Elegy
Disturbed: The Night
Abba: Super Trouper
Starship: Nothing's gonna stop us now

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A romantic story:

There is a beautiful princess trapped in a castle guarded by a dragon.
Here is the end of the story with different kind of metalheads as knights.






* POWER METAL

The protagonist arrives riding a white unicorn, escapes from the dragon, saves the princess and makes love to her in an enchanted forest.



* HEAVY METAL

The protagonist arrives on a harley, kills the dragon, drinks a few beers and fucks the princess.



* FOLK METAL

The protagonist arrives with some friends playing acordions, violins, flutes and many more weird instruments, the dragon falls asleep (because of all the dancing). Then all leave........ without the princess.



* VIKING METAL

The protagonist arrives in a ship, kills the dragon with his mighty axe, skins the dragon and eats it, rapes the princess to death, steals her belongings and burns the castle before leaving.



* DEATH METAL

The protagonist arrives, kills the dragon, fucks the princess and kills her, then leaves.



* BLACK METAL

The protagonist arrives at midnight, kills the dragon and impales it in front of the castle. Then he sodomizes the princess, drinks her blood in a ritual before killing her. Then he impales the princess next to the dragon.



* GORE METAL

The protagonist arrives, kills the dragon and spreads his guts in front of the castle, fucks the princess and kills her.Then he fucks the dead body again, slashes her belly and eats her guts. Then he fucks the carcass for the third time, burns the corpse and fucks it for the last time.



* GRIND METAL

The protagonist arrives, screams something completely undecipherable for about 2 minutes and then leaves...

* DOOM METAL

The protagonist arrives, sees the size of the dragon and thinks he could never beat him, then he gets depressed and commits suicide. The dragon eats his body and the princess as dessert. That's the end of the sad story.



* GOTHIC METAL

The princess in a velvet costume starts singing soprano. The protagonist completes the duett by adding the beast part, while the dragon plays the flute. Suddenly he swallows up the pipe and accidently scorches the beauty and the beast and suffocates to death. All their souls are damned in hell's eternity.



* PROGRESSIVE METAL

The protagonist arrives with a guitar and plays a solo of 26 minutes. The dragon kills himself out of boredom. The protagonist arrives to the princess' bedroom, plays another solo with all the techniques and tunes he learned in the last year of the conservatory. The princess escapes looking for the 'HEAVY METAL' protagonist.



* INDUSTRIAL METAL

The protagonist arrives wearing greasy overcoat, makes anobscene gestures towards dragon, and gets escorted out of fairy tale land by security guards.



* SPEED METAL

Suddenly there, short solo, dragon is confused, someones screaming weird stuff, princess realizes she's been deflowered, dragon and princess are still looking for the one who did this.



* CHRISTIAN METAL

The protagonist rides in on his way home from church and sings a mushy power ballad to the dragon about how much Jesus loves him and that the dragon should turn to Him. The Dragon is immediately converted, and when the princess wants to "thank" the protagonist he replies, "sorry, but I don't believe in having sex before marriage."



* GLAM METAL

The protagonist arrives, the dragon laughs at the guy's appearance and lets him enter. He steals the princess' make up and tries to paint the castle in a beautiful pink colour.



* BATTLE METAL

The protagonist arrives with a legion of a hundred brave footman, war chariots and a dozen elite warriors and, as a master tactician, flanks the dragon in a bloody siege that lasts six hours. The princess gets bored.



* NU METAL

The protagonist arrives in a run down Honda Civic and attempts to fight the dragon but he burns to death when his moronic baggy clothes catch fire.



* EMO

The protagonist sees the dragon and moans about how hard it will be to get the princess to fall in love with him, He gets eaten. The princess is very happy, because he was a whiny fag anyway.



* GRUNGE

The protagonist doesn't get eaten by the dragon because he stinks too much from not washing his hair in months. The princess won't go near him either, and he ends up dying on the town hall steps with the other mosha's due to the over consumption of white cider.

Shrek 3, 13 Ghosts, White Chicks, etc

Now and Then, Here and There, Dennou Coil, Noein, Toki wo Kakeru Shoujo, Mononoke Hime, Spirited away, Higurashi no naka koro ni [kai]
More stuff i like:
http://myanimelist.net/animelist/baka_sennyo

The Cup of the World-John Dickinson, Eragon-Christophor Paolini, mostly any good fantasy novel
Manga: Vinland Saga, 20th Century Boys, Othello, Tsubasa Reservoir Chronicle, Fairy Cube
More manga i like:
http://myanimelist.net/mangalist/baka_sennyo

'Breasts are the remaining proof that humans were once ancient weapons of mass destruction. They're missiles'[Gintama]
'Ce este deci adevarul? O armata miscatoare de metafore, metonimii, antropomorfisme, pe scurt, o suma de relatii umane care au fost, poetic si retoric, adaugite, transferate, impodobite'[Nietzsche]
'Emma: forest>vampires>u runnin
Emma: >vampire catches u
Emma: >drinks ur blood in an erotic way
Emma: and ... erm...
Emma: u die in an erotic way'
'Primul om care, imprejmuind un teren, s-a incumetat sa spuna ca acesta este al meu si care a gasit oameni destul de prosti care sa-l creada a fost adevaratul intemeietor al societatii civile'[J.J. Rousseau]
'Primul om care a preferat sa injure decat sa dea cu piatra poate fi considerat inventatorul civilizatiei'[Freud]